Because his Swami Baba had fled

With the women and the money

Shouting desire is suffering

Leaving his computer buffering

With images of young ladies in their flowering youth.

Because of that shit,

He yearned for the old-timey truth.

So he put the Cross of Jesus,

Carved in the 70s

By a long-haired freak

In polyester slacks,

And a hang-ten shirt

Channeling Rodin,

 

Back on his puja.