In the middle of the night Fiona woke up screaming with pain,

"Quick dear husband ring the doctor my appendix is driving me insane!"

Boris rang the doctor whom he knew really well,

"Don't panic,took out her appendix four years ago,I remember it well.

Whatsmore I have never come across anyone with a pair in my life."

"That's fine,but have you ever heard of anyone having a new wife!"