The Adventures of Mary

 

Humour in hard times is important

Without it we'd all go to pot

So I will try best what I do best

And see what rhyme humour I've got

 

 

THE ADVENTURES OF MARY

 

 

At the seaside

 

Mary wore her negligee

Wore it to the beach

Put a razor fence around her

So no-one could reach

 

On returning home

 

He said please Mary wear your

Negligee to bed

But leave your razor fence at door

Already done she said

 

 

She wants to know if you feel brighter now?..... I said I'd ask.

 

Don Matthews March 2020