The Adventures of Mary (she hopes it helps to brighten you up)

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The Adventures of Mary


Humour in hard times is important

Without it we'd all go to pot

So I will try best what I do best

And see what rhyme humour I've got






At the seaside


Mary wore her negligee

Wore it to the beach

Put a razor fence around her

So no-one could reach


On returning home


He said please Mary wear your

Negligee to bed

But leave your razor fence at door

Already done she said



She wants to know if you feel brighter now?..... I said I'd ask.


Don Matthews March 2020


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Don Matthews

Wed 25th Mar 2020 08:42

I'll pass that on to Mary Po. She will be pleased.....


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Wed 25th Mar 2020 06:51

Your wit is starting to sharpen up... (Pun intended).

Made me laugh thanks mate.

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