Joe Williams is an award-winning writer and performing poet from Leeds. He tells tales about lost love, people in pubs, and the best ways to insult footballers in Spanish. His latest book is the pamphlet 'This is Virus', a sequence of erasure poems made from Boris Johnson’s letter to the UK during the Covid-19 pandemic. His verse novella 'An Otley Run', published in 2018 by Half Moon Books, was shortlisted in the Best Novella category at the 2019 Saboteur Awards. His debut book was the poetry pamphlet 'Killing the Piano', published by Half Moon Books in 2017. His poems and short stories have been included in anthologies published by Smokestack Books, Paper Swans Press, Indigo Dreams, Maytree Press, Stairwell Books, Yaffle Press, Otley Word Feast Press, Picaroon Poetry and Beautiful Dragons Collaborations, in magazines such as Prole, Strix, The Blue Nib, Pennine Platform, Dream Catcher, The Poet’s Republic and Sarasvati, and on poetry websites including Atrium, Picaroon Poetry, Riggwelter, Algebra of Owls and I Am Not a Silent Poet. Joe performs regularly around Yorkshire and beyond, and is an experienced compere of poetry and music events. He is the founder and host of Words on the Wall, a poetry event based at the County Hotel in Hexham, and has appeared at several major literature festivals. He won the Open Mic Competition at Ilkley Literature Festival in 2017, and was runner-up the following year. Despite all of that, he is probably most widely read thanks to his contributions to Viz.
Killing the Piano (Chosen as WoL's poem of the week, 30/04/18: https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryid=77424) We tried to save you with small ads. "Free to good home, must collect" but nobody called. We tried schools and churches, community centres, but none were prepared to accommodate you. No room for the past, no use for tradition, and each back turned was another key condemned. Once we dragged you a hundred miles north, and later a hundred back, my faithful friend as I learnt how to play, from 'Three Blind Mice' to 'Für Elise' and the 'Nut Rocker'. But for years you stood, lid down, barely touched, except by the clumsy fists of children, bashing a blind fortissimo, untroubled by rhythm or melody, unaware that every good boy deserves favour. For years you stood, an obstacle, an inconvenience, silently slipping out of tune. It fell to me to strike the killing blow, consign you to the fate we’d tried to swerve. Behind the crack of splintering walnut I could hear a heart breaking. - Old Fred They know what he drinks, and that he likes it in a glass with a handle. They know he never comes in on Tuesdays. They know where he sits, and how all of his stories have changed over the years. They know his kids and grandkids, although they’ve never met, and on the day that he doesn’t show up they know who to call. - I’m in Love with Keeley Donovan I’m in love with Keeley Donovan, weathergirl extraordinaire. I love her figure-hugging dresses, cheeky smile and silky hair. I love the way she can’t stand still, rocks back and forth, sways side to side. I love the fact she’s just a very tiny little bit cross-eyed. I’m in love with Keeley Donovan. I hate it when Paul Hudson’s on. I’ve sat through half a boring hour of garden gnomes and knit-a-thons, then he shows up and my heart sinks. All I want is lovely Keeley. I switch him off, I couldn’t give a toss about the forecast really. I’m just in love with Keeley Donovan. She’s the sun that warms my heart. She’s the storm within my soul, the bolt of lightning through the dark, but Keeley – I don’t think that you and I can ever be together, if you don’t stop banging on and on about the bloody weather.
Saturday 21 November: Online (2pm start) International Men's Day 2020 event https://www.facebook.com/westleedsmensnetwork/photos/a.115966243204576/219113946223138 Saturday 28 November: Online (4.30pm start) Shrewsbury Festival of Literature Poetry Slam https://www.wegottickets.com/event/509197 Tuesday 8 December: Online Bridges or Walls? Anthology showcase https://www.dovetalesscotland.co.uk/events
Website: www.joewilliams.co.uk An Otley Run: www.anotleyrun.com Facebook page: www.facebook.com/haikuhole Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoeWilliamsPoet YouTube channel: https://tinyurl.com/joewilliamsyt
All poems are copyright of the originating author. Permission must be obtained before using or performing others' poems.
(Never Going) Back Again (25/07/2020)
Je Ne Regrette Rien (14/05/2020)
A Truck Full of Turnips (28/03/2020)
Urban Pedestrian (26/03/2020)
A Song for Europe (31/01/2020)
Bloke Walks Into a Pub (11/09/2019)
The Dinosaur Who Came to Play (24/05/2019)
The Town That Was Murdered (18/03/2019)
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