Custard pie throwers, a Laughing Yoga Man, and the Reality Zone: poet Robert Garnham on the bizarre world of Britain's Got Talent

Comedy performance poet Robert Garnham was somewhat startled to be invited to audition for the hit TV show Britain's Got Talent hosted by Ant and Dec. But he was happy to go along with it. Here's his hilarious account of what happened next. (This wonderful extract is part of a book he is putting together on his career as a performance poet). 


“You don’t know me,” the young man on the phone...

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