Has anybody else heard from Miriam?

Yesterday I received this in my e-mail....

'interested in you

My name is Miss Miriam , i saw your profile today in (www.writeoutloud.net) and became interested in
you, i will also

like to know more about you, i want you to reply my mail so i can give

you my picture for you to know whom i am and tell you more things about me.

i believe we can start from here so am waiting for your reply

to my email address above. Remember that distance or tribe does not matter but love matters
a lot in life.

Yours new found friend,

Miss Miriam'

:)

Jx

Has anyone heard from Miriam? sounds like a good title for a poem or book...

I do know that for the last month or so I have been spammed to death. I'm guessing they get the addresses off WOL profiles - the downside to making yourself available to fellow poets, I suppose.

Do you think she really likes me?

:)

Jx

I received one from a different lonely female with the exact same message. Looks like the poets on WoL are in demand.

Yes, me too and mine was from someone called 'Lilliaan' something or other but had the same message. I marked it as junk.

Same as Isobel, i've been spammed to death recently. Ever since i changed over to Virginmedia. Is there a link to that?

If what people tell us is true, is it possible for hackers to get into our computers?

Mmmmm.... the plot thickens!

Oh bugger. I was convinced I had pulled: being wooed by two females in the same minute (week/month/decade).

Looks like Lilliaan was two-timing me. knew there was something odd about those two 'a's. Never trust a woman with double 'a'; my motto.

I am now [add cliché here] with grief, totally and utterly [cliché 2 about here], like a [cliché].
Sob.

Julian - I am mortally offended by your last comment! I do keep getting emails offering to enlarge things for me though...

John A - she was probably just some bitch on heat...

"John A - she was probably just some bitch on heat..."

Oh, well that's alright then, I have to beat them off all the time, with a stick. :)

I don't think they can hack your PC unless you reply, and even then I think it's unlikely. It's more likely that they will try and lure me to send money so they can visit or something.

It's cost me thousands in the past! :)

Jx

PS I keep getting ones offering to fix me up an 8" knob. I'm not cutting two inches off me todger for anyone.

:)

Julian. Really! I'm surprised at you!
The 'fill in the gaps' thing has already been done by Simon Rennie. You're not trying to be like him now are you?
...and don't put words in my mouth. It would go down with about as much enthusiasm as John A's ten inch todger. Hard to swallow.

Isobel, i laughed my proverbial socks off at your comment about the double A. Quick response too.

John A. Thankyou so much for putting my mind at rest. Tonight i'll sleep easy.

I'm glad the knowledge that I would never consider enhancement will put your mind at rest and help you sleep.

Puzzled...but glad.

:)

jx

And I'm still waiting for the ones offering to fix me up with an 8" todger... and would I have the heart to delete them?

John A. Do you deliberately misinterpret my reason for thanks or is it just your sense of humour? :-)

I meant thanks for putting my mind at rest that hackers are unlikely to get into my files. Or anywhere else for that matter. God, i hate repeating myself in these discussions.

Isobel, i think i'd best not grace your previous comment with a reply. I might end up looking too much of a fool.xx

It's just my sense of humour Janet. I'm at a bit of a loose end today...so to speak.

No offence intended. :)

Jx

No offence taken John. If i hadn't asked, i wouldn't have known for sure. :-)

When in doubt - write a poem.

HIDE’N TO NOTHING?

I got a coaxing email
It said “I am a female!”
The web is full of spiders:
I won’t play ‘seek’ – but ‘hiders’.


Thanks for tip Janet.

Hi - yes, I got the message from a Miss Liliaan, yesterday I think. But it is odd because I haven't got my email address on my WOL profile, and my name is different in the "real" world and on my email address, so how on earth has she got to me I'd like to know. And I don't want to be in her tribe either. So Miss Liliaan, leave me alone!

Miriam, Miriam, one in a million
I'll accept your worm;
Miriam, Miriam, got a brazilian?
..........(struggling for a rhyme)

Liliaan, Lilliaan,
please don't think me rude
but are the two A's because you are Africaan
or because of your little boobs?

Someone called Mary has just emailed as follows

Hello my dear. Hey, want to marry a Russian beauty? I want you, my good man. Come to my profile - you'll get a surprise! You want what would you be good? Come to me.

There is a certain something about her isn't there, but the offer won't be accepted - by me anyway. If anyone wants her profile address, let me know.