Richard was a regular at Write Out Loud and was a friend to many of us. The following obituary for Richard is reprinted by kind permission of the Independent, Obituaries. Written by Toby Hadoke it first appeared in the Independent on 13 June 2005. I think we can all agree that it is a fantastic piece and a fitting tribute to a great guy and friend

Richard Henry McFarlane (Hovis Presley), poet and comedian: born Bolton, Lancashire 3 August 1960; died Bolton 9 June 2005. 'As good things go, she went," was a typical ditty from the poet and stand-up comedian Hovis Presley, who has left the building prematurely aged just 44. An unusual and down-to-earth talent, he appealed to audiences of all backgrounds and ages.

Pathologically unambitious, he nevertheless managed to support John Shuttleworth on tour, appear on television on the BBC3 poetry show Whine Gums and Channel 4's stand-up showcase Gas, and broadcast frequently on local and national radio (Mark Radcliffe was a huge fan). He also published a collection of his work, Poetic Off-Licence, in 1993 (updated and reissued in 1997 as Poetic Off-Licence Holiday Annual), to unanimous praise.

Born Richard McFarlane in Bolton in 1960, he impressed his teachers so much with an early sketch he had written that they wanted to include it in the end-of-year revue. Reluctant to accept such a public endorsement of his talent, he acquiesced only with the promise of five Curly Wurlys: not for personal consumption, but because they'd make amusing props in the ultimate production of the piece.

At the age of 29 the Bard of Bolton ambled shambolically on to the burgeoning North-West comedy scene, which began at the Buzz Club. He helped set the template for what is now a flourishing circuit alongside such emerging talents as Steve Coogan, Martin Bigpig, Caroline Ahearne and Dave Spikey (who recently described him as the best comedian in the North-West). Peter Kay's homespun lack of pretension and Johnny Vegas's pathos-riddled idiot savant can both trace their lineage directly back to Presley.

The immense skill of his lugubrious performance style was that it seemed effortless. Physically reminiscent of Michael Moore after a night asleep in a hedge, he had a crumpled, shabby demeanour that was beguiling because he seemed genuinely unaware that he was funny. As he peppered his poetry with pithy one-liners, his hangdog indifference enabled him to turn outrageous puns into sublime nuggets of genius. He performed his compositions with all the gusto of the cartoon character Droopy on Mogadon:
“Trumpets sound, Doves take flight, Lisa Stansfield sings,
And Bobby Charlton's haircut forms the five Olympic rings”
was as excited as he got about the Manchester Olympic bid.

His poems were infused with bittersweet, dry, Northern wit, eschewing the satirical edge and thrusting zeal of his friend John Cooper Clarke in favour of self-effacing humanity. "I Rely On You", an unromantic yet beautifully humdrum piece, contains such gems as:

I rely on you
Like a handyman needs pliers
Like an auctioneer needs buyers
Like a laundromat needs driers
Like The Good Life needed Richard Briers.

Presley lost count of the number of couples who requested permission to use the poem in place of traditional wedding vows.
After he had successfully straddled the poetry and stand-up scenes for some years, his second Edinburgh Fringe show - 1997's Wherever I Lay My Hat, That's My Hat - looked set to cement his reputation. To no one's surprise but his own, it became a critically lauded sell-out hit, won universal five-star reviews and was tipped to win the Perrier Award. Opening the show by deadpanning, "Well, you could cut the atmosphere with specialist atmosphere-cutting equipment", he was hailed as a genius by The Guardian. The precipice of success had a giddying effect on this most unassuming of men. Presley vanished, and the shows had to be pulled. Concerned for his safety, the police instigated a search, eventually finding him shaken and unwilling, or unable, to perform.

For all his insight and on-stage ability, Hovis Presley was an innocent: a shy, selfless man uncomfortable in a world of slick media executives and bogus schmoozing. Latterly, he promoted smaller, more intimate gigs, mixing poetry, comedy, music and darts matches. It was a disorganised but inclusive approach, far more his style than the increasingly homogenised and corporate comedy clubs that inevitably sprang up in the wake of the circuit's early success.

He threw himself into charity functions for no charge, supported experimental performance nights and was a well-liked teacher. As a lifelong football fanatic he was tickled by the fact that one of his students became the Tannoy announcer at his beloved Bolton Wanderers. When teaching a drama module at Salford University he used his influence to facilitate spots for his young charges at comedy clubs like the Frog and Bucket and XS Malarkey, always showing up to lend his support.

He had a large and loyal circle of friends, and had travelled the world extensively. He recently said, "If I'd known life at 44 could be this much fun I wouldn't have spent so much of my teens worrying." Shortly after, he suffered from a heart attack, and, after six weeks in a coma, as good things go, he went.
Toby Hadoke 13/6/2005 The Independent

I only saw him once - at a dgps event. Never having heard of him prior to that, I found him very amusing and strangely apposite.

Anyone know how to get hold of a copy of Poetic Off-licence?

Also - there's sevearl videos now on YouTube - search for Hovis and guitarist for some new stuff.

Ms Kirwan, send me yr address, you know my email, and a sixer, and I'll send one forthwith (proceeds to the Memorial Trust set up by Richard's family). I notice yr number of myspace friends has increased damatically since yr recent desperate appeal. Didn't realise you were so well connected. i'd have included myself if I had the wherewithall (whatever a wherewithall is)

Dave Morgan

The cheque is in the post (ahem).

As for MySpace, I did it without wherewithall... wherewithout you might say (you very well might say), and so, by god, could you... forthwith.

I've got 9 friends now. I must be the most popular person in the world, ever.

I am new to this here site so to all.. a big hello.
I have heard much about Hovis Presley from a good friend (Tony Kinsella - a legend in his own right), who may very well have one of very few original copies of 'Poetic Off License' in his possession. He let me take it home for a read last year and it tickled me for days! Tony has also written a biography of Presley's somewhat fruitful life, I shall pester him to put some of it on here if anyone would be interested in reading it?...

Hi Paul,
Thanks for the welcome. After speakng to Tony, it seems I have made a slight blunder (this happens often!) The biog is about Bolton folk comic Bob Williamson but there is a chapter and many anecdotes dedicated to Hovis Presley. My mistake, sorry. Note to self: If you are going to brag about other peoples' work, at least get your facts right! I think people will still enjoy reading it, he is a great writer.

Hi Karen, if you want your own copy of Poetic off-licence, so that you can return Mr K's, I can provide one for £6 incl P&P, on behalf of the Memorial Trust set up by Richard's family and friends,contact me via dave@writeoutloud if you're interested.