We went to a ball, but they said we could not dance.

We joined a choir, but they said we could not sing.

We ordered a beer, but they said we could not drink.

We shared an embrace, but they said we could not love.

We went to the bathroom, but they said we could not wash.

We sat in a restaurant, but they said we could not eat.

We took out our pens, but they said we could not write.

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It was in Chemistry at the end of last week…

I was chatting away at the back of the class

When the teacher came and smacked me round the head.

Shocked, I protested and I said:

‘But I was telling them what you told me:

That the President is a very good man.’

‘That was yesterday,’ he replied. ‘Today he’s a bastard.

He’s just killed my brother and jailed my nephew.’

‘Oh, I’m s...

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