What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumour.

I married the King of all idiots as summer erupted all dripping green

and hated the insensitive bastard, especially the bit at the base of his penis.

He was a lawn mower - hard to get started, emitted noxious fumes and didn't work

half the time.

He used to whistle when sitti...

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After he read the poem to the group

it was so quiet you could hear the drone

of the air conditioning fan whining

that it's being punished by having

to listen to words as exciting as a puddle.

Someone said “I loved the poem's language”

which really means “English was a good choice”.

Then someone else said “it's very

precise” and that means “you wo...

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Hang on a moment.

Did I say sonnet? Sorry,

I meant a haiku.

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