Fones 4 U

A world of wonders waits beyond the door, -

The finest phones, the latest and the best

With glowing buttons, cameras and the rest:

And countless other features full of awe.

Enjoy the pleasure that such hardware gives -

These classic phones awaiting eager hands;

We yearn to own such celebrated brands

And let these talking jewels enrich our lives.

The sacred icons of the modern age -

Facebook, YouTube, Skype and Amazon -

Guide hungry minds to rally and engage

With shining worlds of online ecstasy.

With such a phone, the future has been won -

It shows the way to true democracy.