Range rover man

Big
Range rover v8
Range rover back seat copulate
Massive
On my bumper
He fills my mirror with chrome
Massive headlights
His v8 home
Range rover man
Got something to prove
Range rover makes the moves
And shunts the runts of rusting wrecks
With side impact bars his life protects
As wife tends to never neglect the high speed head
It beats the floral laura ashley spread
Of a country home
He has the bone
For his cloned v8
So many you celebrate
the day you don’t see one
Faster bigger bolder
Cold hard shoulder
Get out of the way
Ramming you
Pushing you
Urgency
So high up
He is not
Lord muck
he is a schmuck
with arrogance
His dodgy deals
resilient to scrutiny
his roadside mutiny
he is crossing the field
just to pick up some mud
why, because he can and he should
what do you expect for fifty grand
a blonde bimbo seat-side handstand
fifty knuckle shuffle muffle
don’t talk with your mouthful love
he bought his women
and they bought him
range rover man
the tank of choice
for dodgy deals rejoice victory
and the v sign
to the more sublime mini metro drive time
I’m am rang rover man
out of the way if you can
move fast enough
I will shove your bumper of the road
You useless lump of rust
In my v8 I trust to bust your ass
You may be higher class
But I got speed so fast
Its burning past the screeching
Preaching goodie 2 shoes
You are pathetic with your clinical moves
Digested from the text so sharp and shrewd
a Bimbette grin
a needle pin for an arse so tight
a rhetoric diatribe of babbling shite
spewed from the rubbery lips of macho plight
it’s a jungle out there.
The envy
You green eyed panthers
For my v8 I shot and lied
To the top
Big lion, big cat
Drive through big Mac
Ring it through on
Hands free phone
He got the bone for a v8
He leads the pack
He got some rotweillers in the back
He got fifty bags high St crack
Mr smack range rover man
Mr v8, mr Metallic
Range rover man

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