Just called to say hello - you looked all lonely talking to yourself about radiators and stuff ;-) xx

If you can't overheat them, join them...

How about detaching the radiators and instead of using them as shields, using them as missiles - thus dousing our enemies in boiling hot water. Surely we can find a potential market for these within WOL?

I have plenty of poems on the scrappage heap - perhaps I should liken them to kit cars, which I started very enthusiastically but couldn't quite finish. They hang around the garage of my hard drive, using up valuable space and generally tormenting me. If you find an answer to it all, do let me know Hatta - or Ann...

Yes Ann - thanks for leading me down the rabbit hole. I don't often venture into Wonderland cos my mind wanders along most un-surreal and unabstract paths. I wll therefore throw a spanner in Hatta's works by offering some sensible contribution.

Winston - that is a noticeably masculine addition. I doubt very much whether a screw ever fixed anything - you have to get to the nuts and bolts to do that - though I guess all you male DIY ers out there might disagree...

I shall now go away to cry me a river.

Just called to say hello - you looked all lonely talking to yourself about radiators and stuff ;-) xx

Can I bring in double glazing? I was sitting upstairs on the bus going into Truro and in a traffic jam, stuck opposite the upstairs offices of Anglian Windows showroom. Their "whiteboard" was leaning up against the window, obviously left there after a sales training session. Clearly scrawled all over it were bullet points "MORE PRESSURE = MORE SALES." "KEEP THE PRESSURE UP TIL YOU'VE MADE A SALE" "MORE SALES = MORE BONUS'S!!!" "KEEP THEM TALKING" etc. We know that's how they operate but it seemed so blatent! Made me laugh!