CELEBRITY CAT CLUB


My cat is in the fat club
yes that’s obvious rhyme
I tried telling fatty that
nonchalant
he carried on scoffing
My other animal
Turned his nose up
At top whack grub
He sauntered around
Had a sniff, chair leg, a rub
buggered off
pair together
Kings of the world
garden patrollers
The mouse killing rock
And rollers
Yes kitties
Yes fatties
Yes my cuddly ones
in mornings arise
There plonked on
My feet one of them tries
To massage the bed
In an attempt
At attention
In order belly fed
But belly fat
Belly already
Belly teddy cuddly
Belly tubby kittie puddly
Splash claws stash a while
The boy think he can be crocodile
He pounce from a million mile
He slide on polish tile
Accidentally
He ain’t no ice dancer
He the high grass prancer
Following mouse fashion
He black white
Not Laura ashen Ashley
Feline scowl and brashly
Whips a paw
Next door mongrels know the score
To keep from patch or
End up more
Cut and bruised
The cat laid law
Of communal runways
Of feline hostel cat nip give-aways
From owners oh so soft
From kitten toys stashed in the loft
The place where cats climb
Ladder soft
So as not to be heard
Then the rumbling heard
Of elephant noises
As cat tips the power fuse
Pauses
He waits
He watches pigeon
Wings oscillate
In frustration
Chasing
Feathers

BY PETIE CEE