My QWERTY was flirting
With what lay below
The AS DFGH
In bed they did go

Steam from my keyboard
Arose from this patch
While ZXCVB
Just gasped as they watch (this debauchery)

Ruth can you imagine
How dumbstruck was I ?
The rest of the letters
Said let's orgy try

You're right Ruth my keyboard
Erupted in flames
Your flirtatious QWERTY
They all are to blame

Eth? Can't Ruth control her QWERTY's ?....

Look what they did to Don's keyboard...

Left him with a flamin' orgy mess.....

You need to talk firmly to your QWERTY Ruth......

You tell 'er luv......

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Original item by Ruth O'Reilly