On a serious note:
To answer question (yours Po)
Is half-wit such a thing?
It's witwit cut in half (you twit)
Ring a ding a ding
Eth?.....
What luv?.....
Even I knew that.....
And you didn't go to school....
Does that make Po a half-wit Eth?.....
No pet, a complete half-wit....
Wot does 'complete' mean Eth?......
Go back to sleep Bert...
zzzzz.... snore......
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Comment is about A really bad day... (blog)
Original item by Patsy Harris
Ah Patsy. Am so pleased to see you come on the scene. I think more humour is needed on the site. Too much doom and gloom.
Your bio caught my attention:
'A totally natural poet that writes what I feel. It may not make sense to you, but that's the beauty of poetry.. to the right person it will make sense and that's who i write for. This is for them.'
What I write doesn't make sense to many. However, to those in the Like-Minders Society it makes a lot of sense, and to use your words 'to the right person it will make sense and that's who i write for. This is for them.'
What is the Like-Minders Society? Po belongs, and enjoys our rollercoaster rides around the Theme Park. He's disappointed the Toilet Stop has been closed these last two times but is learning to go before coming just in case it's closed again. We invite toilet poets to read their work but to me they're all a bit shitty at present. I'm on the lookout for cultured poets with class. Nothing but the best for LMS We welcome new fun-seekers.
As creator and runner of the Society I will get our Head of Publicity Lucy L to contact you.
(What sort of WOL madcap world have I let myself into thinks Patsy?.....)
Welcome here dear Patsy
A poet bringing fun
I also am a rhymer
Sending gloom on run
People think I'm silly
Silly as a wheel
Don't give a damn what others think
I'll write just what I feel
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Comment is about A really bad day... (blog)
Original item by Patsy Harris
<Deleted User> (18980)
Wed 18th Dec 2019 21:12
Don't worry Patsy...it'll all come out in the wash!
Right, that's kicked off the laundry jokes...who is going to top it?
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Original item by Patsy Harris
Don Matthews
Wed 18th Dec 2019 22:25
Eth?.....You say Po went to school?....
Yes luv, why do you ask?....
Hasn't he spelled spelt wrong?....
Now you've confused me pet.....
Just asking Eth?......
A good sign Bert. Ask questions and you will learn....
Why Eth? Is that important?....
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Comment is about A really bad day... (blog)
Original item by Patsy Harris