Thanks to everyone who liked and commented on this poem. I felt as though I was wandering into other people's territory but it seems to have come out all right. I am pleased that it brought a smile to your face, Rolph. John - that's right, you can never have too much. Uilleam - that may not be a bad thing, but where do they go?

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Original item by Stephen Gospage

Hi Stephen,

Loved your poem! The slightly bawdy but never crude tone really hit the perfect note—funny, cheeky, and with just the right touch of British wit. Made me chuckle more than once, hahaha. Thanks for the great read!
Cheers,
Rolph

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Oh dear, the elephants in the room have escaped!

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It’ll have been all that broccoli, Stephen.

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