Sometimes it is possible

for a lady to enter the

door marked Gents to

spend a pretty penny.

– She might get some

funny looks and see the

row of Percy’s pointing

to the porcelain. It often

happens at my local pub,

a Wetherspoons in the

centre of Woking. I think

H.G.WELLS, after whom it

is named, would be up in

a hot air balloon about it.

As might the creepy aliens.




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Don Matthews

Fri 21st Feb 2020 22:52

(Only LMSers will get this)


Yes Janet? What's the problem?

Your spaceship flusher's out of action?

Your busting. Can you use the Theme Park one?

Sure Jannie. I'll go open up

But please don't crash land this time

No we haven't contacted a scrap metal dealer yet


jennifer Malden

Fri 21st Feb 2020 22:00

Nice One yet again! Had two boys and sometimes they just couldn't wait, so needs must ...... I did get some startled looks though!


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