Brian's Mum

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He's done it again that naughty boy

coming home at all hours

and bringing a multitude with him

I've told them to bugger off

Whatever will the neighbours think?

I've told him, the liar,

he's not the Messiah.

And that Judith the hussy

showing off her pubic hair

Mark my words she'll be his downfall

That's a cross he'll have to bear.

◄ The Ayes Have It

Postman Pat ►


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Brian Maryon

Sun 26th Jan 2020 23:25

Thank you guys.

The Pythons came along in my formative years, as The Beatles had a few years earlier. They were a breath of fresh air. Life of Brian is one of my favourite films.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 25th Jan 2020 17:45

And a neat reminder of an MP team member just departed from this

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John Coopey

Fri 24th Jan 2020 17:55

Filling a vital gap in the market, Brian. A fusion poem about public hair and the Messiah. Much needed.

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