The Great Unwashed

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I went down town on the bus

using my free bus pass

but found to my utter dismay

it was full of working class

 

What a complete misnomer

cos the thing for me that irks

is that whilst they are working class

few of them actually work

 

The bus smelt truly awful

of stale sweat, fags and beer

and chicken bhuna down the front

of fake designer gear

 

So I didn't enjoy the bus ride

and will not do it again

I'd sooner drive to the station

and go to Brum on the train

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Brian Maryon

Sat 11th Jan 2020 11:39

On a wet day it also smells of damp dog!

Thanks chaps.

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John Coopey

Fri 10th Jan 2020 00:04

Oi! I was on that bus!

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Graham Sherwood

Thu 9th Jan 2020 18:40

V3 is inspired!

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 9th Jan 2020 17:24

Blunt and to the point - which is interesting as i imagine that a good
number of those targeted in these lines would think of themselves in
that way. I preferred this version myself.

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