How about we do a deal,

you scratch my back and I’ll

scratch yours.

You can sod off –not touching

your back or anywhere else.

I thought you liked me.

I like the Taj Mahal – but I’m not

flying all the way out to India just

to check the friggin’ architecture.

Is it because my breath smells

or something? Boo Hoo.

Don’t even go there! I’ve seen

better pictures in the zoo.

I do Bombay Delights ……

I'm just checking my air miles.




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