Baaaastard !!!!

Whilst raking the leaves in my garden

I suddenly developed a hard on

I got some relief

from my neighbour's pet sheep

with no thought of begging its pardon

◄ The Uxbridge Road

The End ►

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Brian Maryon

Tue 5th Nov 2019 21:22

Thanks for the comments...I feel a bit sheepish now...

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poemagraphic

Tue 5th Nov 2019 18:24

I thought I had left this shit behind.

I went to Bodmin jail this summer and there at the very bottom of the stairs was ... there e mortalised a beast of a man for all to see for eternity.

I forgot him as soon as I saw him

Po

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 5th Nov 2019 17:22

Animal crackers...
Watch out for your knackers
It's a bit down to earth
And they moan about frackers! 😧

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mike watts

Tue 5th Nov 2019 10:21

Refreshing, liven some of these stiffs up a bit.

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Don Matthews

Tue 5th Nov 2019 08:16

Oh? Was that about your first time with the neighbors sheep? Ten months between is a long abstinence. Well done. I've no desire to go back and revisit bestiality, even if it was the first time.

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Brian Maryon

Tue 5th Nov 2019 07:39

If this sort of thing offends you Don don't go back to December 2018 to read my poem titled Our First Time

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Don Matthews

Tue 5th Nov 2019 06:13

Bestiality is illegal in UK and subject to a maximum of 2 yrs imprisonment.

People of the Gutter who delight in this sort of entertainment find an assortment of feeding grounds in the many zoophilic pornography sites on the internet.

Personally, I find this offensive and lowers the tone of the site.

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keith jeffries

Mon 4th Nov 2019 23:10

Needs where needs must Brian

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