Baaaastard !!!!
Whilst raking the leaves in my garden
I suddenly developed a hard on
I got some relief
from my neighbour's pet sheep
with no thought of begging its pardon
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I thought I had left this shit behind.
I went to Bodmin jail this summer and there at the very bottom of the stairs was ... there e mortalised a beast of a man for all to see for eternity.
I forgot him as soon as I saw him
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Animal crackers...
Watch out for your knackers
It's a bit down to earth
And they moan about frackers! 😧
Refreshing, liven some of these stiffs up a bit.
Oh? Was that about your first time with the neighbors sheep? Ten months between is a long abstinence. Well done. I've no desire to go back and revisit bestiality, even if it was the first time.
If this sort of thing offends you Don don't go back to December 2018 to read my poem titled Our First Time
Bestiality is illegal in UK and subject to a maximum of 2 yrs imprisonment.
People of the Gutter who delight in this sort of entertainment find an assortment of feeding grounds in the many zoophilic pornography sites on the internet.
Personally, I find this offensive and lowers the tone of the site.
Needs where needs must Brian
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Brian Maryon
Tue 5th Nov 2019 21:22
Thanks for the comments...I feel a bit sheepish now...