GOLDEN BOG ROBBERY

Pursuing the trail of the

the Golden bog – police

ask for help – if you’re out

for a jog – or you may find it

hidden behind a tree – when

out dog walking and must

spend a penny. It could be

disguised in a coat of shellac

but there’ll be no questions if

they get it back – and none

of those wise  cracks from you

lot either – about the police

having nothing to go on at

the moment – it’s not funny if

you reach a dead end and

more so if you live in a place

called Send but you just can’t.

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Don Matthews

Sun 15th Sep 2019 23:06

Good heavens! Could only happen in Britain. We're too poor down here. A long drop and we consider ourselves lucky..?

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Graham Sherwood

Sun 15th Sep 2019 22:33

A solid gold lavatory was stolen from a Stately Home Don! A golden Dunny!

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Don Matthews

Sun 15th Sep 2019 22:31

Haven't a clue what's going on? Shellaced shit?.....?

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Graham Sherwood

Sun 15th Sep 2019 22:14

The news report I listened to said the police were 'relieved' it wasn't damaged removing it!

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