In my house I am in full control,

top of the pecking order,

the undisputed boss

I make all the decisions

and don't care if anyone disagrees.

I don't give a bloody toss


My wife is totally compliant

and does as she's damn well told.

I do my best to avoid any fighting

so I can do what I want, when I want

as long as I give her three weeks notice

in triplicate, using proper joined-up writing

◄ Kemo Sabe



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Brian Maryon

Tue 10th Sep 2019 20:49

Thanks all!

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Jason Bayliss

Sun 8th Sep 2019 22:56

Yep, I wear the trousers in my house, after she's told which ones I'm allowed!?

J. x

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Ruth O'Reilly

Sun 8th Sep 2019 21:32

She had him by the short and curlies D by the sound of it ?

Devon Brock

Sun 8th Sep 2019 21:28

Yep, that's about the long and short of it.


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Ruth O'Reilly

Sun 8th Sep 2019 20:59

I enjoyed that unanticipated ending

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