In my house I am in full control,
top of the pecking order,
the undisputed boss
I make all the decisions
and don't care if anyone disagrees.
I don't give a bloody toss
My wife is totally compliant
and does as she's damn well told.
I do my best to avoid any fighting
so I can do what I want, when I want
as long as I give her three weeks notice
in triplicate, using proper joined-up writing