A Cautionary Tale

Ben Travis woke one day to find

He had a boil on his behind,

Purple it was with specks of brown

And hurt like hell when he sat down.

And so he made a health appointment

To try and get himself some ointment,

The doctor, though, who had none in,

Instead picked up his javelin,

And aiming firmly, deeply, strongly,

-But oh so very very wrongly-

Speared poor Ben in such a way,

That ever since that fateful day,

When he sits down upon the loo

His number twos come two by two.

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Don Matthews

Sat 7th Sep 2019 04:26

What Jason? Not enough boil-pricking?...

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Fri 6th Sep 2019 20:08

Sort of reminds me of the old joke when someone got the instruction to prick their boil the wrong way round.

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Jason Bayliss

Fri 6th Sep 2019 19:47

Ha ha ha, not enough of this sort of thing in the world! ?

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