Bon Appétit Monsieur Le Tory!

« Aw diddums! ‘as Bo Jo tekken away thi whips?

Tha’d best get thi guns eawt then, on’ t’ shootin’ sticks.

Lookin’ on t’ breight side…a well - flogged peasant,

Just ain’t got the texture on’ ne’er tastes uz pleasant,

Uz pulled leaded pheasant…avec jus de pissed-on chips! »

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/study-suggesting-widespread-illegal-killing-of-hen-harriers-on-english-grouse-moors-published

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 10th Sep 2019 12:32

Thanks for taking the trouble to read this Don.

My pen name is Irish gaelic.

The poem is written in my rendering of Lancashire dialect, referring to the PM Johnson "withdrawing 21 or so Tory "whips".

It's a side - swipe at the "hang 'em, shoot 'em and flog 'em brigade - people who enjoy killing creatures for fun, imagining him sat in a posh restaurant, the waiter having done something unspeakable to his meal!😲

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Don Matthews

Tue 10th Sep 2019 11:12

Good golly gosh there Iilleam
I'm just an Aussie guy
This language (Welsh?) has me a'tizz
Though did catch Bo Jo......Hi

and welcome to WOL 😎

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