...contains scenes of a sexual nature.

Last Tuesday whilst at the Pictures

the opportunity presented itself

so I shagged the ice cream seller

which came as a surprise to both of us

as it turned out to be an old fella

though he did have quite a pronounced bust

but as he looked a bit like Corbyn

I gave him oneĀ final violent thrust

before withdrawing and going off with a choc ice.

Which was nice.

◄ Girls Night Out

Kemo Sabe ►


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Brian Maryon

Thu 5th Sep 2019 19:06

Thanks all!

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Kate G

Wed 4th Sep 2019 12:33


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Adriana de los Angeles Diaz Rizo

Wed 4th Sep 2019 10:42

This poem and Jason's brilliant contribution made me laugh ?

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Jason Bayliss

Tue 3rd Sep 2019 23:43

Surprised you didn't do him twice.


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