Fucky ducky

fucky fucky foo

fuckalus duckalus

down in the guttalus

shit on my shoe

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Don Matthews

Sun 25th Aug 2019 08:38

You could make a song of it MC. The ducks would flock to you. Don't wear your Sunday shoes

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Brian Maryon

Sun 25th Aug 2019 08:26

Thanks all for the interest shown in this one.

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Brian Maryon

Sat 24th Aug 2019 16:34

That will be the name of my new collection MC - Poems to Pedal To

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 24th Aug 2019 16:04

Oh Brian - do I sense a mischievous smile implicit in these words?
I have to admit they have a certain naughty appeal and a rhythm
that's hard to forget which may well see me reciting them on my
indoor pedal bike to help take my mind off the pedalling.

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Jason Bayliss

Sat 24th Aug 2019 14:14

Actually the more I read it the more I like it, and I liked it to begin with.😁

J. 🤬🤣

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John Coopey

Sat 24th Aug 2019 14:00

One of your best, Brian.

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Sat 24th Aug 2019 09:32

My excuse for going against the principles of decency are due to the fact I was as fucking pissed as a fart at the time.


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Brian Maryon

Sat 24th Aug 2019 08:35

See, what I've done here is to abide by 'the poet standards' as laid down. I haven't used the f-word but I have said shit as that has official approval.

In fact the whole thing's shit FFS.

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Don Matthews

Sat 24th Aug 2019 07:50

I wrote a little ditty
'Poets Should Have Standards'
It seems I may have hit raw nerves
(And yes I am right-handed)

FFS? what does this mean?
I know my ABC
I watch it every night on telly
While I eat my tea

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Don Matthews

Sat 24th Aug 2019 05:34

Whatever term you pick
Each to his every own I say
The anus or the dick

What ever term you bop
Each to every own I say
I much like cop atop

?? What's dis eff flurry all about?


Sat 24th Aug 2019 05:04

I will never understand how a slang term for excrement is somehow less objectionable than one for copulation.

I'll take my own freedom to decide over the arbitrary judgments of others, anyday )


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Sat 24th Aug 2019 02:57

As i read this poem i could understand this:

You were walking down the road where you met some
Fucky ducky

Those naughty ducks did some thing bad to you
fucky fucky foo

When the ducks did f.... You, it made you angry on them,, so you thought of taking revenge
fuckalus duckalus

You took the ducks to the gutta
down in the guttalus

Where the ducks s...t on your shoes
Shit on my shoe

Then did you wash your shoes?
Were you able to f... The ducks finally???

Kindly complete your story!!!

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Don Matthews

Sat 24th Aug 2019 02:47


Some people stoop to gutter
Trawling cheap shock thrills
Bit like Gordon Ramsey, and
Those wanting gutter-fill

Gordon he may cook well
His dishes tasting great
But mouth emits foul language
A pile of shit on plate

Such a plate of Ramsay shit
Disgusts me, makes me sick
To stop this sickness happening
Documentaries I do stick

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Lisa C Bassignani

Sat 24th Aug 2019 02:39

Brian...why do you hate ducks so much?

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Sat 24th Aug 2019 00:38

ten out of cock and hen. One kind of person I cannot stand is the fucking bastard cuntish twat who will not stop swearing like wot I don't. 😝

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Don Matthews

Sat 24th Aug 2019 00:25

My estimation of you as a poet has gone lower. Childish and immature.

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Jason Bayliss

Fri 23rd Aug 2019 22:32

Well fuck me! I've never heard such language!!!😁

J. x

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