When you get drunk or tipsy,
The world all seems so great.
Even though it may be so,
You cannot stand up straight.
It makes you feel invulnerable,
And that nothing will ever harm you.
As this drink that you now have
Has relaxed and has calmed you.
And when you are in this lovely state
Reactions often are slowed down
And you may say things you wouldn't sober
And visit every pub there is in town.
But should you find yourself with no more cash,
From someone you'll have to borrow.
And know that when this day does end,
You can do it all again tomorrow.