Keep It In The Family

It seems a little nasty but it's true,

Last night while I was making love to you,

    I was thinking of another,

    And that other was your mother,

Who I slept with back in 1992.


I think it's fair to say that I was mad,

And bonding with you bordered on the bad,

    Yes, I cannot help confessing

    Our caressing was distressing

As I'm pretty sure I'm probably your dad.

◄ My Family And Other Natural Disasters

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Sat 20th Jul 2019 20:29

Perfectly possible mix up Bramwell, and fraught with hideous consequences, especially with DNA testing in mind. I enjoyed this , so out there and not offensive as it somehow as it seems such a natural progression!


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trevor homer

Sat 20th Jul 2019 13:15

Very Loudon Wainwright - very good. Thanks. T

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Don Matthews

Sat 20th Jul 2019 09:00

You're a bad man Branwell
But also clever too
You're rhyming is impeccable
You're daughter you did do?

(I note you covered yourself with probably - smart move...,...)

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