Fuck a duck

Fuck fuck

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duck duck

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Brian Maryon

Fri 19th Jul 2019 00:03

Ray, John and Stu...I am truly humbled that you have dropped in and joined the ranks of the brain dead.

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Stu Buck

Thu 18th Jul 2019 16:58

POTW for me Brian

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Don Matthews

Thu 18th Jul 2019 15:08

A load of crap
Profanity
Deep thought required
This poem be

It's skillful use
Of words like fuck
No way could I
Compete this muck......

(From one brain-dead to another...... )

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John Coopey

Thu 18th Jul 2019 14:07

One of your best, Brian. 😘

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raypool

Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:02

While not being an admirer of this.muck I admire your pluck Brian. It seems the site needs clearing before any construction can take place. Self deprecation seems to be quite in order. Have a nice day.

No sign of cerebral activity this end.!


Ray.

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Lisa C Bassignani

Thu 18th Jul 2019 10:28

👍👍👍👍👍

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Brian Maryon

Thu 18th Jul 2019 09:21

Well, despite being thought of as brain dead I managed to get a handful of people to respond to this load of crap. Not bad for a poem that meets all the criteria of rhyme and rhythm yet contains only four words, one of which is a profanity and two which are made up. In retrospect the handful know real quality when they see it so thank you all.

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Lisa C Bassignani

Wed 17th Jul 2019 20:29

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Don Matthews

Wed 17th Jul 2019 16:46

Fucking ducks is not much fun
It's bestiality
But if you want this strong enough
Go check pornography

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Lisa C Bassignani

Wed 17th Jul 2019 10:57

What is going on here?????

And do any of you really know about they way ducks fuck? It puts new meaning to the term "screwing around".

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LEON STOLGARD

Wed 17th Jul 2019 10:03

when fucking a duck which I have never done-honest-what happens if you are out of luck and in your duck fucking your poke sword gets stuck because of bad luck and all the duck's muck, chuck?

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Don Matthews

Wed 17th Jul 2019 08:12

You're welcome to go fuck a duck
Whatever duck's in shed
I choose to rise above this muck
Am proud to be brain dead

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New Shoes

Wed 17th Jul 2019 07:20

how many duck fucks could a duck fuck fuck if a duck fuck could fuck ducks? sorry, this poem is really Quacking me up. Any more duck fuckers out there?

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New Shoes

Wed 17th Jul 2019 06:43

I hereby take back any comments that I have made in regards to duck fucking ducks and being a duck fucking whore. and though removing my comments would be easier, I am a believer that the past should not be erased but dealt in the appropriate manner. there for I wash my hands of it, as a dirty mother buck in a bass hole would.

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New Shoes

Wed 17th Jul 2019 06:33

I'll give you more, I'm a duck fucking whore

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New Shoes

Wed 17th Jul 2019 06:30

why didn't the ducks ever fuck?

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Brian Maryon

Wed 17th Jul 2019 06:19

That's me then...twice.

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Brian Maryon

Wed 17th Jul 2019 06:19

If anyone likes or comments on this they must be brain dead.

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