Self-diagnosis

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Finding it impossible to get a doctor's appointment

I began the practise of self-diagnosis

which revealed that I was actually more ill than I thought

 

I had athlete's foot, housemaid's knee and tennis elbow

My prostate was enlarged and pressed against my bladder

causing me to pee more...could it get any badder? (groan)

Yes it could. I had cancer of everything

and both types of diabetes

 

When I finally got to see the doc

he told me my health was fine

and I had a good physique

but I proved the bugger wrong

and died last Tuesday week

 

Doctors...what do they know!

◄ NOT ANY MORE

Another One of Those Bleeding Nursery Rhymes ►

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<Deleted User> (22247)

Thu 4th Jul 2019 10:21

God, that's brilliant!

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Brian Maryon

Wed 19th Jun 2019 22:08

Thank you commenters and likers.

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Do.RoThY

Tue 18th Jun 2019 10:23

this is the reality of GOOGLE university passed graduates and postgraduates in medicine...google made doctors.....it kills more than healing after diagnosing oneself of any terrible disease.

i enjoyed the read!!!

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