The Todger : Alternative Uses
Although my todger doesn't see as much action as it would like these days I do however find other things to keep it occupied and amused.
For example, in a public loo it directs a strong jet to move the cigarette butts around the urinal, or to see how much of the blue blocks it can dissolve in the time allotted.
At home the challenge is to try to blast off any skidders left in the pan by my wife, thereby negating the need to reach for the toilet brush.
Look, I know this is in poor taste but as there have been quite a few pieces glorifying the fanny I felt the balance needed to be redressed.