The Todger : Alternative Uses

Although my todger doesn't see as much action as it would like these days I do however find other things to keep it occupied and amused.

For example, in a public loo it directs a strong jet to move the cigarette butts around the urinal, or to see how much of the blue blocks it can dissolve in the time allotted.

At home the challenge is to try to blast off any skidders left in the pan by my wife, thereby negating the need to reach for the toilet brush.

Look, I know this is in poor taste but as there have been quite a few pieces glorifying the fanny I felt the balance needed to be redressed.

◄ Waiting at the door with a rolling pin

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Brian Maryon

Thu 25th Apr 2019 19:21

Thanks Martin and MC

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 14th Apr 2019 15:32

Make the most of "the strong jet", Brian. It becomes something less so - more a gentle, occasionally hesitant stream - with the passing of the years.
But thanks for leaving me prost(r)ate with merriment.

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Martin Elder

Sun 14th Apr 2019 14:43

I am laughing so much I can hardly hit the keys.
Nice one Brian

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