Everything You Need to Know About Gloucester
The mighty River Severn flows majestically down to Worcester
carrying effluent from Shrewsbury, Telford and Bridgnorth
We add ours to it and send it on to Gloucester,
the centre of which is not as attractive as you might think
Cheltenham is better; Gloucester is wetter
as a certain doctor found to his cost
when he visited the city once.
He never returned, though it's not clear
whether this was due to poor footpath maintenance
or the eeyawing from The Shed
Or was it because they talk funny and have six toes?