Last Night's Brexit Vote

Last night in the House of Commons

when the Brexit vote was lost

I thought that I'd be gutted

but I couldn't give a toss


I stuck my fingers in my ears

and said la la la la la

then headed down to the Queens Head

to prop up the public bar


With a pint or two for company

I tried to find some solace

but then someone mentioned Brexit

so I kicked him in the bollocks

◄ This Way Up



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M.C. Newberry

Sat 19th Jan 2019 00:58

I recall MC was wrecked on the south coast in a storm. But he wasn't
aboard at the time. Such is the fickle finger of fate!!


Sat 19th Jan 2019 00:05


'Morning cloud' or morning sickness those in know called it.

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Brian Maryon

Fri 18th Jan 2019 23:36

Thanks all!

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 18th Jan 2019 16:57

For "Conservative" read "preservative",
And think of Edward Heath
Who decided to keep us from the "Plan"
And lied through gritted teeth.
But he was sussed out by those Tories
Who saw where it was headed
But "Grocer" Heath kept telling stories...
To the "Project" he was wedded.

And ever since they lost their way
The Conservatives have clung on
To the great deceit deceiver Heath would say
Was worth the lies (if he'd hung on!)
But even now there exists the guilt
Corrosive and insidious
And so in-battles are still fought
Between patriots and the perfidious.


Thu 17th Jan 2019 22:39

back on form old mate great little rhyme

Loved it


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lisa donohoe

Thu 17th Jan 2019 09:17

The humor in this rhyme has made me laugh so hard I dribbled my tea everywhere ..
Well done Hahaha

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