This Way Up

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When I met my future wife

she had tits like two fried eggs,

she wore a sign saying THIS WAY UP

whenever we had sex


But too many chips and burgers

make everything go south,

though I'm sure if she ever reads this

she'd smack me in the mouth

◄ Dogshit Hypocrite

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Brian Maryon

Wed 16th Jan 2019 23:17

Thanks only fan on this piece. WOLers are very sensitive to any hint of misogyny, to the extent that perhaps they have lost the ability to recognise when something is very much tongue in cheek. On the other hand perhaps this is just a crap poem.

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lisa donohoe

Tue 15th Jan 2019 20:43

Absolutely hilarious ' the humor is on point along side the reinsurance of how she looks...
You may still need the ice pack though haha
Very funny well done.

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Brian Maryon

Tue 15th Jan 2019 19:47

I still love her to (wobbly) bits.

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