In a Flap

In a flap


What’s his name?

We call him ‘Noisy cat’


Not so hard to believe

I only meant to feed him once

Now he never leaves


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!


Scrapping at the door

My don’t you use the cat flap

That’s what it’s in there for


We used to have a cat

Kirby was her name


Then one day

She went and died

That really was a shame


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!


Here he is again

Use the bloody cat flap

Useless is his name


Where is my bowl of milk?

He moans in cat speak fashion

Then he sneaks off, lays on the bed

Which he thinks is rather smash ’in


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!


Let me out, I need a poo

Why not use the cat flap

Like what normal cats all do


Parading round the garden

Like its ‘His’ domain

What is that bloody row?

Oh! No, It’s him again


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!


Let me in its started raining

Banging on the cat flap

He never stops complaining


I’d just sat down to relax

And read the Sunday paper

Use the bloody cat flap

And stop this silly caper


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!


I’ve reached the end of my tether

Stay outside get soaking wet

I don’t care about the weather


But it’s raining and I’m hungry

Don’t be mad at me

I’ve learnt to use the cat flap

Crash! Bang! Wallop!  Look it’s me!


Meaow! Meaow! Meaow! Meaow!



Jumping on my lap

Dripping muddy water

Whilst he’s warmly sat


On my leather sofa

Scratching with his claws

I rue the day I put that cat flip in

the middle of my back door.




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◄ Out of his reach

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Wed 30th Jan 2019 20:51

Thanks Do

Nice of you to comment.

Your support is always most welcomed


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Tue 15th Jan 2019 14:11

Your catty reminds me of a dear dear friend. He was always scratched all over by these beauties.
I love this piece of yours a lot.🌷


Tue 15th Jan 2019 07:00

Martin thank you very much for saying so.

This is the first time I have used repetition in a poem.

He does go on and on and on, so I thought I would as well. lol

Actually... I think he got it from me ;0)


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Martin Elder

Sun 13th Jan 2019 23:16

I like the connection with the continuation of the word Meaow!
Nicely done

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Jon Stainsby

Sun 13th Jan 2019 20:29

😂 So true.


Sun 13th Jan 2019 19:51

LOL Yes that we are Jon.

We both miss our 'old' cat and he just seemed to take her place.

I think cats are extremely psychic... he knew where he needed to be and won our hearts in an instant old friend.

Dogs have owners... Cats have servants!


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Jon Stainsby

Sun 13th Jan 2019 19:47

You're stuck with him now, Po. 😂


Sun 13th Jan 2019 18:59

Hi Jennifer and Lisa

Thank you both for crashing in the flap!

and for your support.



Sun 13th Jan 2019 16:59

Hi Do Thanks for the like



Sun 13th Jan 2019 14:08

I can't stop watching it!

That is the stuff of my dreams Big Guy.

I have never done any rapping but... I am sure as god made little green apples going to do so now!

Got the link in a blink


Big Sal

Sun 13th Jan 2019 13:39

I urge you to follow the link, Po, and listen to the song (if for nothing more than a good laugh), but upon reading this all I could think of was, "That's why you don't feed strays." - only because my wife and I often joke with each other that we only come around each other for the other one's cooking.😅

(The link will not show properly, so I am sending you a PM)

Otherwise, funny stuff.

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