Unsexy in my Sexual Prime

I am not a Harley Davidson,

but a moped.

I am the opposite of a fox 

I am a badger. 

I am not the cream at the top of the milk,

I am the last dribble you find when you’re making a cup of tea.

I am most unfortunately, unsexy in my sexual prime. 

Not adored, but ignored. 

But at least I've got a sense of humour!





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<Deleted User> (19913)

Wed 20th Feb 2019 11:20

I can relate. Wonderfully witty and self deprecating. I'll bet it's not true.

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Aditya Mishra

Wed 20th Feb 2019 09:36

well penning down of your thoughts

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John Marks

Sun 27th Jan 2019 20:13

I loved the bathos Isobel!

My flight is downwards
To the earth
Where you'll find my verse


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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sat 12th Jan 2019 16:14

Fabulous thought, and very well penned.

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Martin Elder

Fri 11th Jan 2019 23:26

It is an old cliché but never the less a true one in that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If some don't recognise your beauty, there will always be enough of those who count who will
Nice one

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Don Matthews

Thu 10th Jan 2019 22:43

It don't matter Isobel
If you've come all undone
What matters most
Is you've still got some fun

Personally I find
Those dribbles of milk
Not unsexy Isobel
But sexy as silk

But please do not worry
Unsexy is nice
What does one say
'Sugar and spice'? 😎

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