This Fling I'm Having
I'm having a fling with a fantastic forty-year-old fat female from Farnborough. She's friendly, fun-loving and feisty. I'm fascinated by her full figure and the way she fills out her frock. We indulge in frenzied foreplay, we fornicate frantically and play find the fingammibob.
Unfortunately I am forced to finish the affair as it's costing me a flipping fortune. She's frequently famished and forever filling her face... and I'm fucked if I'll finance her feasting!
Don Matthews
Mon 7th Jan 2019 13:48
Brian - either 'flack' or 'flak' can be used. You seem to have this bad habit of turning everything serious funny. It is not becoming of you.