The Primary School Teacher

He educates the kiddies

And shows a duty of care

Who does he think he's kidding?

The MILFS are the reason he's there!

◄ First of the New Year

This Fling I'm Having ►



Fri 4th Jan 2019 21:38

I was right again then

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Brian Maryon

Fri 4th Jan 2019 20:43

Ray, Po, Don - where's your streed cred?

It means 'Mum I'd Like to Fuck'. Generally refers to the mothers of young guys' girlfriends, and therefore they would be around 35-40.

Okay, I know it's not PC but it's a reality at the base level in which I exist.


Fri 4th Jan 2019 20:06

I got this wrong Brian I thought it meant Mums I'd like....

silly me!

Mind you I'm glad I'm wrong... seeing as how I am the wrong side of sixty lol

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Fri 4th Jan 2019 19:48

Like Don, I had to google MILF, and discovered there were views. I'm pretty mature myself, but I can't work this one out at all Brian, sorry. I think i'll stick my head up my arse for some fresh air.



Thu 3rd Jan 2019 23:17

jus boxing clever like roos do n

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Don Matthews

Thu 3rd Jan 2019 22:36


Thankyou for your comments. Yes, ever since arriving Brian has tried to stir me up. He thinks living upside down is an imperfection. OK I might ride kangaroos around yelling "yippee-I-aay". But what's wrong with that Po? When I can then come in inspired and write my little MILF bit ? 😎


Thu 3rd Jan 2019 14:07

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on WOL to date!

I must be getting old, I laughed so much I wee'd myself and now my feet have gone rusty!

Don you always manage to crack me up old friend.

I am convinced you and Brain should be a double act.

Together, since I joined a couple a months ago, you both have (at times unwittingly) sheared so much wit, humor and beguilement.

Keep it coming


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Don Matthews

Thu 3rd Jan 2019 12:33

Are you trying to lead me astray Brian
I Googled this MILF to enlight
What this strange collection of such letters meant
But I just came up with porno sites

What's the meaning of MILF I did think?
So looked it up hoping for some luck
I reeled back in great shock and horror
Cos it's defined as a 'Mature I'd Like to F___'

Interestingly it does also mean
The 'Moro Islamic Liberation Front'
Methinks Brian has got a bit mixed up
In his search for a respectable MILF hunt 😎


Thu 3rd Jan 2019 11:09

Have they got any vacancies?

Well reposted I missed this gem


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Brian Maryon

Thu 3rd Jan 2019 11:00

A re-post, re-titled.

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