Soap on a rope

Soap on a rope

 

Where’s the soap? Yes it does she replied.

With that all knowing look, and a glint in her eyes.

                                                                         Po

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poemagraphic

Sun 9th Dec 2018 09:29

Thanks for dropping In KJ

Po

poemagraphic

Sun 9th Dec 2018 07:25

Hi Ghazala Short and crazy indeed it is.

My life on the other hand has been a tad longer and a lot more crazy than I care to mention!

Thanks for your like

Po

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Sun 9th Dec 2018 05:04

a brain teaser!! short and crazy!!😵

poemagraphic

Sat 8th Dec 2018 13:33

Hi Big guy... I am so impatient. Do it, do it

God give me patience... But give me it NOW!

I am so looking forward to reading that.



Brain I will look back in the archives and see if I can find your poem mate.

poemagraphic

Sat 8th Dec 2018 13:29

You could right Brian

This brings back a memory of my taxi driving days...

Transporting Mother Superior and a novice across London during a massive anti-war demo and riot.
A demonstrator climbed onto my bonnet waving his IRA banner.
In her quite unassuming voice the Mother Superior said to her novice “show him your cross my dear”

The novice slowly opened the window and exclaimed in her deep Irish brogue…

“Get off that #ucking bonnet”

Big Sal

Sat 8th Dec 2018 11:59

You think soap on a rope is funny? You should look up 'Dope-on-a-Rope'! Haha.

It's a soap made from hemp and even the rope to hold it is hemp too. See a shit load of these down here in cold-ass Colorado at all the head shops and stuff.

To be honest, now I may just write a poem called that. I will send it to you if I do, Po.👍

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Brian Maryon

Sat 8th Dec 2018 11:23

Didn't the original joke have a nun in it?

Po - uncanny but I posted a poem with exactly the same title 2-3 months back.

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