We Don't Move Very Much

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My wife doesn't move very much

when she's watching the TV at night

I supply the occasional coffee

to provide much needed respite


Set in a self-induced coma

she's not really lazy as such,

just fixated on life in The Castle

where they also don't move very much


I can't extricate the remote

held tight in her vice-like clutch

so I'm forced to watch what she watches,

now I too don't move very much

I'm a CelebMoveSaturday Rhymers Club

◄ Our First Time

Sister Doughty ►


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Brian Maryon

Fri 27th Nov 2020 21:19

One word changed and it's bang up to date!

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Brian Maryon

Thu 13th Dec 2018 22:02

Better late than never...thank you all!

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Trevor Alexander

Sun 9th Dec 2018 14:27

There's a lot to be said for a second TV screen - or laptop streaming!

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Don Matthews

Sun 9th Dec 2018 05:17

Sounds like you are pretty tied down when
Your wife takes control of remote
At least you are getting some movement
When bringing coffee for throat re-coat ?

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 8th Dec 2018 13:25

The theme is fun - and no doubt resonates with many men as far as
the possession of the "remote" is concerned. My brother-in-law
- a footie fan - has his own TV in the back room and that saves a
lot of potential clashes about what to watch. And he wouldn't be
eager to get seated for the soaps!

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Hannah Collins

Sat 8th Dec 2018 09:43

The Jungle show, like a morality play, love, hate and cockroaches.


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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 8th Dec 2018 08:28

Funny...I hope you can rescue the remote soon..xx

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Patricio LG

Sat 8th Dec 2018 05:24

Know the feeling, good though isn’t it? People watching

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