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Jack, being a responsible lad, before going up the hill

took Jill to the clinic and put her on the pill.

But Jill, being a devious girl with her body clock ticking

didn't take the pill before she let him put his dick in.

Four months down the line she felt the baby kicking.


Jack went mad and said you've ruined my bloody life.

Jill said you can fuck right off I'm not your bleeding wife.

Jack slapped her round the face, she slashed him with a knife.

The only thing to dress it with was vinegar and brown paper

so he took himself down to A&E as fast as he could caper.


Jill had the baby and lived with her Mum, also an unmarried mother. Jack paid maintenance and was allowed to see the child weekly, though often he would turn up to find no-one at home. Jill become pregnant again by another man. Shortly after the second baby was born she was given a two bedroom council flat and lived happily ever after.

JackSaturday Rhymers Club

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Moving On ►


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Fri 23rd Nov 2018 17:06

Bloody hell what an opener of a poem...

I love this concept...

Loved reading this no end

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Hannah Collins

Mon 19th Nov 2018 15:49

It sounds like an episode of Jeremy Kyle,
Really well written and entertaining.


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Trevor Alexander

Mon 19th Nov 2018 00:31

I know of people like that!! Excellent piece Brian.

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Brian Maryon

Mon 19th Nov 2018 00:01

Thanks all for your interest shown in this piece.

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jennifer Malden

Sun 18th Nov 2018 10:56

All right for J and J, but feel rather sorry for the kids who start out so disadvantaged!!! Nice one!


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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 17th Nov 2018 06:34

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle...what a thriller I never knew Jill was a killer..❤

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 17th Nov 2018 01:47

A poem/parable for today, perhaps? At least it forced me to change my own intended blog and delve into myth and not morality. I felt as though I'd been "Jill-ted"!! ?

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Don Matthews

Sat 17th Nov 2018 00:52

Well f___ me.

Moral - never go up hill with yon lassies

Such is life ?

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Charlotte Thomas-Rowe

Sat 17th Nov 2018 00:47

At least she lived happily ever after????

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