Seasonal Complaints Department

why does it feelĀ 
the early makings of December?
when i'm seeing Christmas decorations at the start of November?
"it gets earlier every year"
is all the general public seem to say
and very soon we'll eating Xmas puds in may

My dissent into festive fury
starts with Noddy Holder screaming "IT'S CHRISTMAS"
in his own special, irritating way
then followed by worldwide bankruptcy
as Wizzard want Xmas every day

Don't do Christmas Carols
or black friday's
I consider them a joke
and then you find out Santa is a creation of the corporation called "coke"

So that's my season complaint
I hope you all agree
of why we see early sightings of that damn blasted tree
to survive the festive season
I'll keep saying "everything's gonna be just fine"
as i drown in copious amounts of mulled wine!

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Brian Maryon

Mon 12th Nov 2018 21:55

You forgot to say 'bah humbug' Kieron.

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