Going On A Demo

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I'd love to go on a demo, a mass protest or political rally

Perhaps a sit-in...anything where one can oppose

But my hair's too neat, I don't have a beard

and I don't wear sandals or hippy clothes


I don't know the words to 'Ooo Jeremy Corbyn'

I can't relate activist stories

and I know I wouldn't feel comfortable

saying fuck Trump and fuck the Tories


So I don't think I'll go on a demo.

It's not that I can't be arsed,

it's just that I don't think I'd fit in

I'm just too middle class

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Fri 30th Nov 2018 15:21

middle class my arse

none of them left

Stand together... prop each other up

follow me, I'm right behind you!


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Brian Maryon

Sun 28th Oct 2018 20:11

Thanks all for likes and comments.

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 27th Oct 2018 06:23

Love this Brian particularly last stanza..😃

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Don Matthews

Sat 27th Oct 2018 03:49

You're dilemma can be solved Brian
'Twill get you off your arse
To join with all the protest crowd
And rant and rave and curse

Let hair grow long and matty
A beard to match forsooth
Dunno why Shakespeare's snuck in
It seems a bit uncouth

Where was I now?..Got sidetracked
You gotta learn a mantram
Here's a good suggestion Brian
"Trumpy, up your tantrum"

Now polished shoes won't cut it
You need some hippy sands
Just hop into a Goodwill
And take some off their hands

While you're in there looking
A headband, Brian, go get
You now are fitted out as
Mass protester, to let

(Forgot the placard and activist story. Sorry 'bout that. I'm sure someone will lend you theirs and spin you a story. A flower in the hair will also help make you part of the in crowd. ) 😎

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 27th Oct 2018 01:01

Your theme covers a good range of subject matter as I found myself. Your sentiments are probably shared by
the "silent majority" who tend to look askance at many
marches and their motives. I have participated in one
- years ago: from Marble Arch/Hyde Park to Trafalgar
Square, to support the campaign to save the Blue Whale
and have a synthetic substitute for its oil instead used for
commercial purposes. It was successful! As for your
words above...
You'd not be at ease with the "stand-outs"
Actively supported by hand-outs!
And hardly likely to have been pally
With the likes of old Tariq Ali...
Too much of an aware "smarty"
For the Socialist Workers Party!

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