At night
no rats or mice are in this home
only the slugs they like to roam
leaving their slimy secretion all over my clean carpet
thenĀ  the morning comes and they've sodded off back to their tar pit

Like a fresher on their first year
they like a damp hole they can squeeze emself into
fancying a bit of that late night apophallation
I think they need a touch of salt in this situation
death is imminent for my slimy friends
i do hope they can smell it
as they slowly back away from that poisonous slug-pellet

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 27th Oct 2018 06:28

I feel your pain..?

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Don Matthews

Sat 27th Oct 2018 05:34

Keiron, this apo word you thew in
Was not in my vocabulary bank
So had to go chase Wikipedia
As my education's gone a bit lank

Shit! I thought did I just read right?
I'm glad the slug kingdom's not like us
Their willies get trapped while their playing
Which they chew off and up with no fuss

Thanks to you Keiron I now know
This wonderful word apophallation
I'll add it to my growing vocabulary
And improving my slug education

There is a moral here for us all
When playing around remember the slug
Don't try any fancy Kama Sutra
Or your thingy you might have to jug ?

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Candice Reineke

Sat 27th Oct 2018 03:26

Nice one, Keiron! Sounds like a love-hate relationship. ?

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