shuddering remembrance of the dreaded shell suit!
thank god and progress it seems to have disappeared!
the gaudy, silken-oysterish 'outfit'
that made the unfashionable
look as though
they belonged to a travelling circus
or had been playing the role of a chav Pagliacci
in some demented (soap) opera
but fair play to the darer-wearer
having the balls to appear in public
in such clownish attire!
surely drugged or drunk enough to do so?
goodbye and good ridiculous riddance
you sag-bag wind flapped
body ballooning ex-parachute!