She said she'd like me to cook her a chicken bhuna
but I thought I'd much sooner
do something else instead of spending half the day in the kitchen
making the whole house smelly
and whilst doing so missing the footie on the telly.
Anyway, it never tastes quite as good as you thought it would
so I had a lazy day and in the evening we had a takeaway.
I stuffed myself and later threw up
but the good news was - no washing up.