A History Lesson for Those in Late Adolescence
A witch one day flew into town
and cast her magic spell around.
Her spell gave all men cunts for eyes,
then she flew away into a roaring sky.
Everyone was distraught at first;
for months the women tried
their hardest to reverse the spell.
They were, alas, by fate, denied.
Giggling men stuck their hands in their brain,
and pleasured themselves till they were insane,
blind men thrived and had happy lives
but men of sight for the most part just died.
While we adjusted,
women discussed it:
they decided men could
finally be trusted.
The Tory Party, Labour,
Lib-Dems and UKIP died.
The Green Party became Pink
and The Pink Party thrived;
men sat around and fingered their eyes.
We tripled our productivity
and humanity survived.