El Hotel

Currently in Corralejo

Weather is warm and dry

The hotel has a gym and spa

which I can't be arsed to try

 

I lie on my lounger and fry

Have a swim in la piscina

Not looking forward to going home

to the likes of Keith and Tina

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◄ Three Lions on the Shirt

Mrs Maryon's Holiday ►

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Martin Elder

Sun 15th Jul 2018 23:20

This seems like a piece out of your diary. Hope you are keeping a daily log. Love it

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 15th Jul 2018 19:15

In a few pithy words -
The Brit abroad!

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sun 15th Jul 2018 17:49

OK, smarty pants, I do realize that, but my point is sort-of made. I did like the image TBH.

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Brian Maryon

Sun 15th Jul 2018 17:30

Thanks everyone who commented and liked this little piece

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Brian Maryon

Sat 14th Jul 2018 15:06

Thanks for advice Keith...we'll head there this evening. I'll mention your name at the door.

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Don Matthews

Sat 14th Jul 2018 14:32

Keith - I've told him not to worry about Tina. She loves tanned hunks, as you've assured him. It's his sister Gina he should avoid. He should be Ok though - she doesn't like El Hotels

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keith jeffries

Sat 14th Jul 2018 13:50

Brian,
We are only a couple of hundred miles apart, if that, as you cultivate your tan and go in search of mushy peas. Take a walk to the old harbour where there used to be a square surrounded by old Spanish buildings with restaurants and cafes which do really good seafood. I have not been there for several years but it used to be a good place. Enjoy. Tina will adore your tan when you return home.
Keith

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Brian Maryon

Sat 14th Jul 2018 13:28

Cynthia - laptop? We've moved on dear.

And I can't relax...my wife is here.

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sat 14th Jul 2018 12:20

Hilarious! I'm still trying to drop my cheekbones into some comfort level, they're smiling so broadly. So - you're lying there with your laptop on your belly? Relax, man. Let the brain go soft-wired for a bit. If you can - if you can - if you can. Easier said than done, I know - I know - I know!



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Don Matthews

Sat 14th Jul 2018 11:16

I'm keeping myself posted
With Tina and her sis
I think you're wise to stay away
Give Gina a big miss

Tine tells me she's dynamite
Kaboom, there goes your whatsit
You think she might be warmish-like?
You're wrong she's quite a hot sit.

OK, blame me Brian for stirring up
The Keith and Tina hive
They're still right here awaiting you
When you come back, and arrive

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Brian Maryon

Sat 14th Jul 2018 11:09

Keith - i am more adventurous than that...I insist on mushy peas as well.

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keith jeffries

Sat 14th Jul 2018 10:26

Hello Brian,
Corralejo is a very British resort. I can recommend the fish and chips.
Enjoy
Keith

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Anya

Sat 14th Jul 2018 10:05

Enjoy B!!! 😘😘😘

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