Taking a Cat on Holiday?
We're off on our hols next week.
When my wife suggested self catering
I said "I'm not having that -
there's no way I'm taking my own cat"
No, we're going half board.
Let's hope I'm not fully bored
lying around the pool doing nowt
but slapping on the factor ten.
I could always take a bike out
and go beyond the local town
but what if I have a puncture?
Won't I feel let down?