Taking a Cat on Holiday?

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We're off on our hols next week.

When my wife suggested self catering

I said "I'm not having that -

there's no way I'm taking my own cat"

 

No, we're going half board.

Let's hope I'm not fully bored

lying around the pool doing nowt

but slapping on the factor ten.

I could always take a bike out

and go beyond the local town

but what if I have a puncture?

Won't I feel let down?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

           

                      

 

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Jane Briganti

Thu 19th Jul 2018 20:59

Just great!😊

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Brian Maryon

Fri 6th Jul 2018 23:51

Thanks guys for comments and likes

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Darren J Beaney

Fri 6th Jul 2018 17:17

😀

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 6th Jul 2018 17:16

Have the "cat's whiskers" of a time in these dog days of summer, Brian!

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Hannah Collins

Fri 6th Jul 2018 10:31

Self catering. Brilliant !
I've just written a poem about a cat as well, slightly different.
Always enjoy reading your work.

Hannah

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Don Matthews

Fri 6th Jul 2018 00:29

Pedaling your bike on your holly's
Is a very uplifting thing
To feel the pneumatics bounce 'neath you
Reminds me, yes, of Tina's things

You bugga you've gone set me going
When I'm meant to be with my paint
Just thinking 'bout her luscious lovelies
Brings on me a sort of a faint

Now all this was caused by your cat
And you slapping ten on by the pool
Which caused salivation 'bout Tina
I'm embarrassed to say, also drool

So enjoy your hol with wife and cat
Your last bike trip helped you to groove
So oil up your triceps and bike-chain
Get mobile Brian, get up and go move

(I do have a bad habit of going on, and on, and on...)

D😎




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